Issue #79 – Hold 322 – Spoiler Town

Posted By on May 24, 2013

HPD01_cvrThis week on Hold 322… Star Trek! We talk about the new movie and try our damndest to not spoil anything. In comics, Brubaker gives us a new Fatale; Batgirl fights the ventriloquist (is this an update to a Batman villain); one year later, and Miles is still not Spider-Man, despite Spider-Woman’s influence; we learn the origin of Tony Stark; and Captain Marvel starts a crossover event. We break down the Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. trailer, and Bob asks: “what’s your favorite Star Trek movie?”

All this and your Age of Ultron update! Face front, true believer! It’s Hold 322.

79 Hold 322 – JC Drops Spoilers

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133 The LEFT Show – Row Your Boats

Posted By on May 24, 2013

Melissa Merlot joined Jeff, Jon, and Forrest in the studio again – I think she’s sweet on us, and, really, who the hell would blame her? We’re adorable! Or something. Shit, maybe she felt like she couldn’t leave? Prison mentality? I dunno. Look, this one is VERY funny, and very, very …um … naughty. We’ve got an all new GOP Jesus Wanker of the Week, the Ghomert of the minute, Jason Williams is back with an all new Bat Sh@t Crazy – breaking down the Utah GOP and their wacky weekend of weird! That and so much more!

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133 The LEFT Show – No Thrills Peep Show

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So, ENJOY! Here’s your links.

Neil deGrasse Tyson’s remake of Carl Sagan’s ‘Cosmos’ headed to Fox in 2014  http://bit.ly/189dtIM
Minnesota approves same-sex marriage bill  http://bit.ly/189dVHc
Local Fun! 
Shurtleff, Swallow lived it up on my dime, says convicted fraudster  http://bit.ly/189dM6D
Additional investigation targets Utah AG  http://bit.ly/189dJrw
Fucking Republicans! 
Working Families Flexibility Act Passes House Over Opposition Of Democrats, Labor  http://huff.to/189dV9Y
Fox’s Andrea Tantaros On Plan B: “Is The Obama Daughter, Malia, Going To Go On Birth Control?” http://bit.ly/189e1yl
Oh, the South! 
Louisiana State Senate: We <3 Creationism  http://slate.me/189e5OQ
North Carolina May Ban Tesla Sales To Prevent “Unfair Competition” http://slate.me/189edxK
Ghomert of the Week! 
Holder Smacks Down Clueless Gohmert Over Boston Bombings  http://bit.ly/189e6Cp
GOP Jesus of The Week! 
 
Candidate #1 - 
Florida Candidate Touts A Divine Endorsement From Jesus Christ  http://bit.ly/189e7X0
 
Candidate #2 - 
Forgive Your Cheating Husband Because “Well, He’s a Man”  http://bit.ly/189edO8

132 The LEFT Show – Ginger Equality

Posted By on May 24, 2013

Holy Buckets, we are BACK! JM, JC, and Forrest were joined by the lovely, talented, and funny Melissa Merlot - who may or may not have something to do with Conspurracy Theories. Check out her stuff at www.melissamerlot.com. There was a lot to talk about on our first show back from – where ever the hell we ended up. Except for Free Comic Book Day. We knew what happened there, I guess.

Regardless – here we are! And, guess what? It’s like every dirty joke we haven’t used in polite company over the last month sneaked into this show.

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The LEFT Show #132

Here’s the links, bitches!

Progressives To Boycott Facebook Ads In Opposition To Zuckerberg Group  http://bit.ly/189cJU8

Benghazi! 

Gates: Benghazi-Obsessed Republicans Have ‘Cartoonish’ View of Military Capability  http://bit.ly/189cOHk

Special Ops halted from responding to Benghazi attacks, U.S. diplomat says  http://wapo.st/189cOXY

Boehner Would Have Had Those Benghazi Emails If He Hadn’t Skipped the Briefing  http://bit.ly/189cRD5

CNN Blows Huge Hole In GOP Efforts To Prosecute Benghazi Scandal  http://onforb.es/189cQ20

CBS News: Republicans Lied About White House Benghazi E-mails  http://bit.ly/189cQiF 

Republican Says The Stupidest Thing Ever About Benghazi ‘Controversy’  http://bit.ly/189ddJX

Where’s the apology for Susan Rice?  http://on.msnbc.com/189dkVK

Fox News Host on Benghazi: ‘We’re Getting a Little Lopsided’ by Favoring Republicans  http://bit.ly/189dRHh

ObamaCare CheckIn

House GOP Votes To Repeal Obamacare — And Chop The GOP’s Own Budget  http://bit.ly/189cVCJ

#ObamaCareInThreeWords ‘It’s. The. Law.’  http://on.msnbc.com/189cZ5y

Interesting News

RNC Director Of Hispanic Outreach Quits Party And Registers As A Democrat  http://bit.ly/189dgFG

IRS To Holocaust America, Says Never Wrong Matt Drudge - http://bit.ly/189do80

RNC Spokeswoman Admits Harry Reid Was Right About Romney’s Taxes All Along, Whoops  http://bit.ly/189dCvY

Issue #77 – Hold 322 – Countdown to Events

Posted By on May 5, 2013

Ultimate-Comics_Spider-Man_22-674x1024-300x455This week on Hold 322! Millar delivers again with his latest epic, Jupiter’s Legacy. I, Vampire finally comes to an end as does Before Watchmen. Both end with a whimper. Miles Morales says: “Ultimate Spider-Man No More!” Guardians of the Galaxy continues their epic, and speaking of epic, there are at least three ways the world could end in four different Avengers comics… IDW becomes a corporate sponsor of the CBLDF and to celebrate Mars Attacks attacks Judge Dredd, Powers is getting a series, Quicksilver and the Scarlett Witch will be in Avengers 2, and the Siegel court battle is finally over? And Thom got his prize pack.

All this, and Bob’s Question  SYCOPHANTIC INTERVIEW of the Week! Face front, true believers! It’s Hold 322!

CLICKY –> #77 Hold 322 Still Seeking 616

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129 The LEFT Show – No More Library

Posted By on May 5, 2013

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CLICKY –> 129 The LEFT Show makes my bits tickle

Yup, Alex Cragun again! That dude from SLUG Magazine, you might recall him from Monday’s show. Forrest, Ultimate Bob and I welcomed him into the studio to talk about all the stuff below. Jason and Jake are still on their honeymoon, apparently, and we continue to with them well.

In other news, while you listen to this episode, we’re at the Night Flight Comics location at 6222 S State Street (across from the Fashion Place Mall) and not the Library Square. May the 4th be with you on Free Comic Book Day – we’ll start recording about 11am, and keep going till it gets hot. Or whatever.

Here are your links:

GOOD NEWS! 
France Legalizes Gay Marriage, Gay Adoptions http://bit.ly/17qZFsV
WEIRD NEWS! 
Chick-Fil-A really wants you to take your mom on a medieval date http://bit.ly/17qZRbB
Dow Drops 150 Points and Bounces Back 150 Points in 4 Minutes http://bit.ly/17r0npX
and Hacked AP Twitter Account Starts White House Attack Rumor; Markets Tank http://bit.ly/17r0q5p
The Gohmert Dipshit of the Week! 
Gohmert: Muslim Brotherhood Members In Obama Administration Are Influencing U.S. Decisions http://bit.ly/17r0uSH
Gohmert: Radical Muslims ‘being trained to come in and act like Hispanics’ http://bit.ly/17PisiI
http://youtu.be/Veq6hW2-kqQ  RIP Christina Amphlett
Barbara Bush Deflates Jeb Bush Presidential Run: ‘We’ve Had Enough Bushes’  http://bit.ly/17r0PVk
Conservative Group Photoshops Out Minorities In Mailer Opposing Pro-Voting Legislation http://bit.ly/11zN9Fa
Oh, Utah … You fucking suck
Utah at center of ‘suicide belt’; youth suicide rate troubling http://bit.ly/17r0YrW
Matheson letter confronts Congress over Obamacare http://bit.ly/17r10jl
Chaffetz: Investigators need to take closer look at bombing suspects http://bit.ly/17r142L

128 The LEFT Show – The Perry Weep [FIXED]

Posted By on May 4, 2013

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128 The LEFT Show – Texas Weeps

Hello little bunnies! It’s a strange kind of reflective week we have in front of us, so … let’s get to it, eh? Alex Cragun from Slug Magazine joined J.M. Bell, Forrest, and FNG Ultimate Bob in the studio to cover all the bits and pieces you see below you. It was fun. Listen in!

Clean Up from Last Week
White House blows off GOP pleas, will follow the law http://on.msnbc.com/17qYaec
BAD GOVERNMENT
Gov. Rick Perry ‘disgusted’ by cartoon mocking lack of regulations in Texas http://bit.ly/17qYl9p
FAA suspends employee furloughs, bill held up by typos http://nbcnews.to/17qYg5N
Keystone Pipeline Will Create Only 35 Permanent Jobs, Emit 51 Coal Plants’ Worth Of Carbon http://bit.ly/17qYI3J
Trauma Centers Saved Hundreds Of Lives In Boston Last Week, So Why Are We Shutting Them Down? http://bit.ly/17qYObB
http://youtu.be/_aYzQb6cc5E  RIP Christina Amphlett
Shatner calls out Star Trek writers in hilarious Twitter exchange http://bit.ly/17qYUjJ
Akin Says He’s Relived ‘Legitimate Rape’ Remarks ‘Too Many Times’ http://bit.ly/17qZm19
GOP JESUS
CAND #1 – Christian fundamentalists are driving our country into the Dark Ages http://bit.ly/17qXEgf
CAND #2 – 2nd child of Pa. couple dies after only praying  http://bit.ly/17qXIg8
The KSL News Not News Story of the Week!
Llama meat trendy, but makes some hesitate http://bit.ly/17qYZnm

Issue #76 – Hold 322 – For Boston

Posted By on April 27, 2013

DW_Prisners04-cvrAThis week on Hold 322 – as we remember the true heroes in Boston this past week, we look on with lackluster enthusiasm at two of DC’s offerings in the hold this week, putting both Batwoman and Nightwing on the chopping block. Still, Justice League was great, but with so many disappointments in this series will this new arc end as badly as the previous arcs? (survey sez: YES!) We get the requisite “shocking” issue in Age of Ultron, Otto discovers the little Peter hiding in his head in Superior Spider-Man, and the tumor in Carol’s head is leading into a crossover with Avengers Assemble. Doctor Who: Prisoners of Time brings us the 4th Doctor and captures the whimsy, tone and artistic style of his comics perfectly.

All this and Bob’s Question of the Week! Face front, true believers! It’s Hold 322!

#76 Hold 322 – Seeking 616

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127 The LEFT Show – A World of Tears

Posted By on April 26, 2013

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127 The LEFT Show Podcast <– CLICKY!

Here I am getting the post together, sticking the links up because, unlike the Fox News guys, we don’t make shit up, when I remember that, in addition to THE Ernie Gamonal joining JM Bell, Forrest Shaw, and JC Carter in the studio, Jason Williams sent along a new Bat Sh@t Crazy and I forgot to stick it in the final export. Since none of you chuckleheads actually read these posts, I’m going to assume it’s all your fault. Okay? Cool. Hang on a minute while I get Jason’s thing in here – it’s all about the GOP pissy pantsing all over themselves last week. Chickenshits, am I right? So … hang on a few minutes while I go re-edit this thing for you folks … there you go! Enjoy!

All this and more!

New Zealand Lawmakers Pass Same-Sex Marriage Law  http://n.pr/17PiS8W
Tylenol could actually reduce your fear of death  http://bit.ly/17PiKWP
West Texas Plant Told The EPA It Had ‘No Risk’ For Explosion  http://bit.ly/17Pjbk2
Google & Google Fiber: Reconsider your decision to invest in anti-LGBT Provo, UT http://chn.ge/17PjxqI
Guns 
Al Qaeda Urges Terrorists To Buy Guns In U.S.: It’s Easy; Gun Laws Are Weak http://bit.ly/17Piebs
‘Childish’ Gabby Giffords Must Stop Her ‘Emotional Bullying’ Say Right Wing Pundits http://bit.ly/17PiFCE
Scarborough On Gun Bill: GOP’s Headed ‘Toward Extinction’ http://bit.ly/17PiLKq
GOP 
Gohmert: Radical Muslims ‘being trained to come in and act like Hispanics’ http://bit.ly/17PisiI
Oklahoma Lawmaker Uses the Term ‘Jew Me Down’ and Everybody Laughs, Because Oklahoma http://nym.ag/17PiZkH
And Then: Oklahoma lawmaker: ‘I apologize to the Jews’ for ‘Jew me down’ slur http://bit.ly/17Pj344
Bad Government
Three Years After Deepwater Horizon, Congress Has Failed To Improve Drilling Safety http://bit.ly/17PhXFr
CISPA passes U.S. House: Death of the Fourth Amendment?  http://zd.net/17Piveo  http://nym.ag/17PiZkH
Kansas Bans Communities From Making Contractors Pay Prevailing Wages On Public Projects  http://bit.ly/17Pjc7t
We are Kinda Fucked
Today’s money breakdown from the Penny Arcade Report: paying for journalism with panty shots http://bit.ly/17Pi43C

126 The LEFT Show – A World Of Laughter

Posted By on April 26, 2013

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126 The LEFT Show – Plus One! <- CLICKY

Well, shit, folks. Last week sucked. Out Loud! This week looks poised to join in the pile-on. Just a quick heads up before the intro and the links – CALL YOUR CONGRESSCRITTER TODAY! CISPA is set to pass while everyone os looking the other way. Get on the damn phone, the twitter, and the Facebook. Even MySpace. Help stop it.

Now – Ernie Gamonal joined JC, Forrest, and myself (JM Bell) in my glorious studio, and, while he wasn’t as pretty an last week’s guest, was quite funny and had a hat.

Here’s your links, ’cause Jason is AWOL again this week.

New Zealand Lawmakers Pass Same-Sex Marriage Law  http://n.pr/17PiS8W
West Texas Plant Told The EPA It Had ‘No Risk’ For Explosion  http://bit.ly/17Pjbk2
Majority Of Americans Not Informed Enough To Stereotype Chechens http://onion.com/17PineW
The Shitheads On The Loose http://bit.ly/17PikzI
Why Should I Care That No One’s Reading Dzhokhar Tsarnaev His Miranda Rights? http://slate.me/17Pip6H
Lindsey Graham Does Not Care For Stupid Constitutional Rights If Bad People Get To Have Themhttp://bit.ly/17PhSBA
Lindsey Graham Calls For Boston Bombing Suspect To Be Held As ‘Enemy Combatant’ http://huff.to/17Pi18f
During Standoff, Congressman Tweets Global Warming Joke About Boston Bombing Suspect  http://bit.ly/17Pi6bT
KSL – Dead Boston bombing suspect boxed in Utah Golden Gloves tournament http://bit.ly/17Pi8At
Fox’s Kilmeade Blames Obama’s Middle East Policy For Boston Marathon Bombings http://bit.ly/17PilDR
A Nice Thing Patton Oswalt Wrote After The Boston Marathon Bombing  http://deadsp.in/17Pj4VD

GOP Jesus Wanker of the Week

Candidate #1 – ‘Family’ Group Co-Opts Tragedy To Oppose ‘Sexual Liberalism’  http://bit.ly/17PiY0i
Candidate #2 – Ohio Catholic High School Fires Gay Teacher For Mother’s Obituary http://bit.ly/17PiWW7

#125 – The LEFT Show – One Twenty Five

Posted By on April 20, 2013

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125 The LEFT Show’s – Not too shabby! <– CLICKY

First piece of business, for those who were wondering, friend of the show, and my long time pal, Janneke, is safe and sound back in Boston, if a little frazzled. Remember – we pre-record The LEFT Show because we haven’t found a rich person with a sense of humor enough to fund live operations, so, this was obviously recorded before the bombing.

Celina Milner and and Ray Mondo are back in the studio with JM and Forrest. Jake is still AWOL and Jason seems to have joined him. It’s a pretty sad state of affairs really. Quite pathetic and unacceptable.

Regardless, here are you links!

The KSL FEEL GOOD NOT NEWS OF THE WEEK - http://bit.ly/1138rI9
Swedish Gender-Neutral Pronoun, ‘Hen,’ http://huff.to/1138DqN
Republican leaders say social conservatives should not feel threatened http://yhoo.it/1138FiG
Obama, Deficit Hawk http://bit.ly/1138Muu
We Are Better Than This http://bit.ly/11397gI
Rand Paul Goes to Howard http://bit.ly/11390Sl
13 Oil Spills in the last 30 Days http://huff.to/15cwA6f
Cheney’s Warning On North Korea: ‘We’re In Deep Doo Doo’ http://bit.ly/11394kY
Eight Things More Difficult Than Owning a Gun http://huff.to/1138SCu