Sinking the Good Ship Lollipop – A mini Mark Towner Round Up – UPDATES!

Posted By on June 25, 2007

Mark Towner is a Liar - CoolestFamilyEver

Doc Towner Thinks He Can Threaten Me? – Coolest Family Ever

Mark “Nuke Em” Towner – The Side Track

Mark “Nuke Em” Towner – UPDATED – Wasatch Watcher

Open Letter To Dr. Mark Towner
– Part of the Plan – The Comments Section here is a joy to me. I think I’ll get it printed on a T-Shirt.

Oh no! There’s a make-believe pirate mad at me! C’mon Mark Towner, sack up. – JM Bell

UPDATED! – Message to Mark Towner: Stop Harassing Me! – It’s BOB! Yay!
I had a chuckle-fest all weekend reading the comments sections of these blogs. Wow, what fun. Also, Mark, if you read this, the reason I called you a douche bag was not because you’re a list stealing, spam master, it was because you want to kill hundreds of thousands of people because your President is too chickenshit/chickenhawk to to actually talk to other countries.

I’m worried as hell about Iran, you simpering bonehead, but I worry about it’s political and religious leaders doing something to harm Americans, NOT, however, to the point where I think we should indiscriminately bomb a country with nuclear weapons.

That you couldn’t add two and two together and figure out that that is where this whole thing started with all the other bloggers, proves the points that they’ve all made about you.

About The Author

Writer, part time indie-film maker, musician, wonk and political consultant. Host of The LEFT Show Award winning writer of JMBell.org Former Democratic National Committee Communications Director for Utah. Creative Director for Defenestrate Media Group Award winning host of the late Left of the Dial.

Comments

5 Responses to “Sinking the Good Ship Lollipop – A mini Mark Towner Round Up – UPDATES!”

  1. Jesse Harris says:

    It cracks me up how every time he’s called on a piece of BS, he’ll alter his website to try and hide the evidence (including ironically, the very post that started the entire storm). Too bad he can’t remove the comment from your site where he admits to stealing the mailing list!

  2. Not Mark Towner says:

    I am sick and tired of getting his e-mails. I never signed up for them, and I really try to get my name off the list.
    Can we go after Utah Policy for giving out our addresses?

  3. Mark Towner says:

    Dear Mr. Harris,

    You indicate that I have stolen a mailing list from Utah Policy Daily. You also indicate I admitted to this theft. Just so we are both clear on this issue,

    1) I have “stolen” nothing from Utah Policy Daily

    2) I am prepared to take this issue to court to prove that I have stolen nothing from anyone.

    3) You have slandered me and called me a Liar.

    4) It should be obvious to you that I do not make idle threats when it comes to the Law.

    5) I will give you 24 hours to post on every site you slandered me an apology and I will drop the issue. If not be prepared to be served.

    Mark E. Towner

  4. JM Bell says:

    The above comment from Mark Towner was caught in my spam filter…

    …and I can’t stop laughing about the delicious irony of it.

    Sorry about that, Mark. I should check that folder more often.

  5. Enid G says:

    Hello! Good Site! Thank you!

Leave a Reply