Two legged irony Newt Gingrich has decided NOT to run for president.

From this afternoon’s LA Times:

Newt Gingrich, the former House speaker whose political striptease over running for the 2008 Republican presidential nomination went through even more layers of clothing than Fred Thompson, sent out a spokesman today to say that the Georgian had decided not to make the effort this time.

Barely 72 hours ago the 64-year-old Gingrich had announced that a close advisor would depart Monday on a three-week nationwide trek to gauge possible financial commitments and that if he could round up $30 million worth, Gingrich didn’t see how he could resist such popular pressure to run.

Today, the spokesman, Rick Tyler, said Gingrich had just discovered that he could not legally explore a political opportunity like running for president while remaining head of American Solutions, his tax-exempt political organization. So he was giving up the presidential idea. “Newt is not running,” Tyler said.

It’s a Newt, see? That’s the funny, see?Now, do you suppose Newt decided that against even Rudy Guiliani he looks like a giant, walking contradiction of the false GOP phrase “family values” or, even funnier, for all the things I find deplorable about Mitt Romney, do you think that ol’ Newt figured out that a guy who has been married to the same woman for more than three decades without even a sniff of infidelity would make him look like the hypocritical son of a bitch he really is? Or do you think he got a pimple on his ass like Rush Limbaugh that disqualifies him from service? Whichever it is, it’s good news for Republicans.