So … This one has me standing in the middle wanting to point and swear in both directions. Jared Massey got pulled over for speeding, and then, with his wife and his kid in the car, started acting like a gigantic ass to a cop.
Conclusion: idiot.
Then, the UHP Trooper got sick of Jared Massey acting like an ass and tasered him. Then tasered him again. Then, when another cop rolled up on the scene, he made a few jokes and, allegedly, lied about why he tasered Massey.
Conclusion: bigger idiot.
Some folks, on every side of this issue, started throwing out their own interpretation of the Utah Code as far as Jared’s rights, and most folks were making things up. Other folks, on every side of this issue, started taking the trooper’s side, saying that Massey deserved it. The Bloggers weighed in as well, and their reaction: Outrage.
Outrage is a funny thing considering that most folks were basing their anger off of short, ill informed, media reports. The Utah media is notorious for editing material to the shortest, and sometimes dumbest, interpretation available. A little whole later, the video popped up online.
I’ve watched the video that was uploaded on YouTube, and, without being able to watch the missing 12 minutes, I can only come to one conclusion and I’m pretty comfortable with it:
This is what happens when a couple of boneheads meet in a random situation.
To Jared Massey – take the ticket. You were speeding. If you want to pull over and get a few pictures and fight it traffic court, fine, chances are you’ll win because no one at the court wants to deal with it, not really. You’re an ass, Jared. When you get caught breaking the law, be a man, sack up, and take responsibility for it, especially when your family is in the car. If you want to be an ass, and provoke a police officer, do it when you’re alone.
To Trooper Anger Ball Gardner – you really need to chill out. You obviously need anger management classes and, more than likely, medication. I hope they fire you. Not only did you cross a line with that stunt, you just made life miserable for every other cop in the state who has to taser someone for actually being dangerous, and not because they let a spoiled little pissant get under their skin. You should have files the ticket, let him get a bench warrant for not paying it and then next time, he could spend a night in jail.
You’re both a couple of idiots.








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Follow-up comment rss or Leave a TrackbackMy hero. You used the term “sack up” in context.
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[...] Check it out! While looking through the blogosphere we stumbled on an interesting post today.Here’s a quick excerpt So … This one has me standing in the middle wanting to point and swear in both directions. Jared Massey got pulled over for speeding, and then, with his wife and his kid in the car, started acting like a gigantic ass to a cop. Conclusion: idiot. Then, the UHP Trooper got sick of Jared Massey acting like an ass and tasered him. Then tasered him again. Then, when another cop rolled up on the scene, he made a few jokes and, allegedly, lied about why he tasered Massey. Conclusion: bigger idiot. [...]
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[...] Check it out! While looking through the blogosphere we stumbled on an interesting post today.Here’s a quick excerpt So … This one has me standing in the middle wanting to point and swear in both directions. Jared Massey got pulled over for speeding, and then, with his wife and his kid in the car, started acting like a gigantic ass to a cop. Conclusion: idiot. Then, the UHP Trooper got sick of Jared Massey acting like an ass and tasered him. Then tasered him again. Then, when another cop rolled up on the scene, he made a few jokes and, allegedly, lied about why he tasered Massey. Conclusion: bigger idiot. [...]
[...] Check it out! While looking through the blogosphere we stumbled on an interesting post today.Here’s a quick excerpt So … This one has me standing in the middle wanting to point and swear in both directions. Jared Massey got pulled over for speeding, and then, with his wife and his kid in the car, started acting like a gigantic ass to a cop. Conclusion: idiot. Then, the UHP Trooper got sick of Jared Massey acting like an ass and tasered him. Then tasered him again. Then, when another cop rolled up on the scene, he made a few jokes and, allegedly, lied about why he tasered Massey. Conclusion: bigger idiot. [...]
I’m glad I am not the only one feeling this way. It is clear the the guy Massey was being a total jerk and the cop got fed up with it. Then he went over the line with the taser.
Now we have death threats being made and everything else.
Bah! Cop should be suspended for a week without pay. Jared should be tased again on principal. Why? Watch the video again. The cop gets him out of the car. Jared walks back with the cop and then sticks his hand in his pocket. His pocket on the opposite side of his body from where the cop is standing. The cop freaks and pulls his taser. And then… then Jared starts walking back to his car with his HAND STILL IN HIS POCKET. BZZZZT!
Now. For cops everywhere (and trooper Gardner in particular); The taser is a substitute for you engaging in personal combat with a person who might do you bodily harm. The taser is not a substitute for you having a limp-wrist. If you don’t think you can take down a ninny from the Abercrombie Summer Collection like Jared without resorting to a weapon, you need to quit. Because your a big fat pussy. You use the taser on people like JM Bell or myself, who are massive, powerful, and Godlike - people you couldn’t possibly hope to overpower otherwise. You don’t use it on an 80lb woman like Jared. Especially when his “significant other” is pregnant in the front seat.
… Unless the pregnant one is carrying your kid. Maybe there’s more to this story? Hmmm, Trooper? HMMM?!
Just one quibble: “If you want to pull over and get a few pictures and fight it traffic court, fine, chances are you’ll win because no one at the court wants to deal with it, not really.”
According to what Paul Rolly reports here: http://www.sltrib.com//ci_7492579 and corroborated here: http://www.sltrib.com//ci_7549722, Massey wouldn’t have stood a chance in the courts. But who knows, maybe the area Massey was in doesn’t have the same racket going on, but it’s doubtful.
pr0le : awesome find, thanks for the links! Everyone, follow pr0le’s links to be further disillusioned.
– side note; does anyone remember the name of the mock candidate MTV ran for president in the late 80’s or early 90’s? Not Pauly Shore, some white guy with big round glasses ala Waldo and a wicked bad afro?
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