I’ve read somewhere that in prison, when you’re someone else’s bitch, you have to grab their belt loop. A few years ago, the Telecommunications industry broke a bunch of laws at the request of the federal government.

Now if you asked me who should really have to pay, I’d say every last one of them who made the request in the first place, but since the people making the laws aren’t going to prosecute each other, we pretty much have to settle for the next best thing - prosecuting everyone who broke the law at the request of the government.

The Senate (including both Democrat and Republican criminal apologists and enablers) has decided that instead of prosecuting the potential bitches who just did what the government asked them to do (”in good faith”), it is instead just going to make you the potential bitch.

Serves you right, you whiny bitches.

They’re going about this bitchery by not only granting retro-active immunity to the actual lawbreakers, but also making it NOT against the law for the government to ask them to spy on you (which used to be illegal).

See, that way, if you get out of line, they can make like you’re a terrorist threat, spy on you, and make you someone’s actual bitch instead of just giving you the metaphorical ass-raping you got today.

I call top bunk. Bitch.