JM Bell | February 16, 2008
Ah, Buttars. That I don’t live in your Senate district, and thus can’t run against your sorry, racist, bigoted, hypocritical and hateful ass is nearly a daily pain for me. That I live within mere blocks of your district (I can throw a rock into it) makes me want to howl to the heavens for [...]
JM Bell | February 15, 2008
“If 795 of my colleagues decide this election, I will quit the Democratic Party. I feel very strongly about this,” Donna Brazile told CNN this week. Brazile, who managed* Al Gore’s presidential campaign in 2000, is herself a super delegate. This is an important statement from someone I don’t much care for, but that completely [...]
JM Bell | February 15, 2008
From the BBC, we have “words” from the former Governor of Texas that cast all of America in a light of shame and corruption. First, and glaringly, Bush decided to make the claim that America, and the G8 nations are doing a lot in sub-Saharan Africa. You know, the angry letter and pissy speech kind [...]
JM Bell | February 12, 2008
So says CNN: CNN projects that John McCain will defeat Mike Huckabee in Virginia, Maryland and District of Columbia GOP primaries On Democratic side, Barack Obama defeats Hillary Clinton in Virginia, Maryland and District of Columbia primaries, CNN projects For the first time, Obama is leading Clinton in CNN’s delegate count; he’s now won [...]
JM Bell | February 10, 2008
Seriously, Obama won a Grammy Award. From Yahoo News: LOS ANGELES – Barack Obama topped a Clinton in another contest on Sunday — the Grammys. The presidential candidate beat both former Presidents Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter to win best spoken word album for his audio version of his book “The Audacity Of Hope: Thoughts [...]
JM Bell | February 10, 2008
After winning the primary Louisiana and the caucuses in Washington, Nebraska, Barack Obama took a few moments, and a bite to eat, offering a few comments to fellow Democratic diners:
JM Bell | February 9, 2008
Seriously, enough is enough. Hey Mitt, I think that you’re too big of a sissy to fight me. I think that you’re too small of a man to meet me in a gym the next time you’re in Utah and go three rounds. Aren’t you, you giant sissy. Let me sweeten the pot: I’m over [...]
JM Bell | February 9, 2008
Over there at CNN there’s an obvious statement: Polls show Obama has a better chance than Clinton at beating McCain in the general election Wow. Here’s more: WASHINGTON (CNN) — Sen. John McCain became the likely Republican nominee after Mitt Romney decided to suspend his campaign Thursday. Now, the Democrats are debating who would do [...]
JM Bell | February 9, 2008
MSNBC’s David Shuster has a little time on his hands these days, because he’s been suspended for an indeterminate amount of time for basically calling Chelsea Clinton a whore and Hillary her pimp. From the Washington Post: In case there was any doubt, using a prostitution metaphor for the daughter of a presidential candidate is [...]
