I really just wanted to use that joke. But, since you’re here, reading, here’s some stuff from the LA Times:
Seven months before the end of his term, President Bush’s approval rating is at an all-time low.
In the just-released Los Angeles Times/Bloomberg Poll, the president won approval from 23% of all registered voters — including 3% [...]

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What happens when, ten seconds into your opening 7 minute hook, live on the air, you suddenly have to sneeze and cough at the same time? Well, in addition to an informative interview with Bennion Spencer, Congressional Candidate in the 3rd Congressional District, you can hear me try and talk for the better part of [...]

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The Rules: It’s a photoshop contest. I don’t mind swearwords, but, keep the pics family friendly.
The Prize: There can be only one … winner, and I get to pick. The entry that makes me laugh the hardest gets a T-Shirt.
SO FAR:
Here’s the folks who don’t understand what a photoshop contest is:

From Travis:
I CAN:
misspell Prophet as [...]

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Make your way to a free clinic TODAY! Yay!
From KSL:
Today is National HIV Testing Day. Public offices across the country will be making testing available to citizens who want to be screened for the virus that causes AIDS.
The U.S. Department of Health and Human Services says a quarter million Americans have HIV and don’t know [...]

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Build me a silly button and the best one wins a JMBell T-Shirt!
East as that.
Fill it out and the send me a link to your graphic.

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Seriously. Would Snoop Dog do this?
I didn’t think so.

Poor kids. All they get are some dipshit billionaires from out of town trying to make money from taxpayers by making them use billionaire from out of town built private schools.

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OMG! Chris Cannon’s lost? By 20? Wow …
So, who do I make fun of now? Chris Cannon is a favorite target due mainly to the ease at which he will open his yap and say something silly, backwards or racist so, what do I do on my show when a guest stands me up?
Let’s get [...]

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Dear Democrats, politely call Matheson’s office and let him know what you feel about his cowardly, un-American vote on the FISA / Retroactive Immunity Bill.
Toll-Free Number 1 (877) 677-9743
1323 Longworth HOB
Washington, DC 20515
Phone - (202) 225-3011
Fax - (202) 225-5638
240 East Morris Avenue #235
South Salt Lake, UT 84115
Phone - (801) 486-1236
Fax - (801) 486-1417
321 North [...]

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From Handsome Adam over at DViCE:
In Japan, Sharp, the city of Sakai, and Kansai Electric Power are planning to build two absolutely enormous solar power plants, dubbed the “Sakai City Waterfront Mega Solar Power Generation Plan.” The two plants will generate 10,000 kW and 28,000 kW, respectively. That’s a lot of juice.
The complex will be [...]

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Walker vs. Ellis - I see Ellis by a few points.
Jason vs. Chris - Jason by a nearly automatic re-count number
Shurtleff vs. Accountability & Responsibility - Shurtleff by a landslide.

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The “compromise” bill passed the house, with all it’s retroactive immunity goodness intact.
Break the law, write a bumper sticker slogan about it, threaten to yell boo at a Democratic Congressman, and BOP, you get retroactive immunity. Reps. Bishop and Matheson voted to defile the Constitution, but, strangely, in an instance when wiping your ass with [...]

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People.com:
George Carlin, the edgy comedian and counterculture icon, died Sunday at the age of 71.
The stand-up comic and author – best known for his groundbreaking routine “Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television” – reportedly died of heart failure at Saint John’s Health Center in Santa Monica. (Carlin, who was open about his long [...]

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USA’s PSYCH has new episodes starting on July 18th.

These guys are funny.

Funny as hell.

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From CBS4, I find  A GIANT RED FLAG regarding the FISA bill.  A waving red flag, with fireworks and TORNADO SIRENS , FOG HORNS  AND LIGHTHOUSES and all that kind of HEY HEY HEY, PAY ATTENTION, BAD STUFF IS HAPPENING!  Ok, are you ready … ?
President Bush praised Congress earlier Friday for moving forward on [...]

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This is great news, due especially to the fact that the Rhino releases were over priced and under quality. WHY WHY WHY do I have to wait for OCTOBER? Not fair. Not fair at all.
This past January it was announced that the license for Mystery Science Theater 3000 home video releases would be moving from [...]

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