Sept 4, 2008

I think by now that you kind readers know that on KSL - NEWSRadio, in 168 hours of programming, there is one hour a week dedicated to Progressive (they say liberal) Politics. ONE HOUR. The “Clean Colon” infomercials get ten times the airtime I get.

Obviously, KSL has a liberal agenda. Right? While you spit milk through you nose on that ludicrous statement, let me move on…

According to a press release I received this morning, the media in Utah is too Liberal (this is based on the assumption that, just because they’re Republicans, the Legislature must not be held accountable by media or criticized in any way, especially not by Joe Cannon’s Republican Party Deseret News-letter).

K-TALK, in an effort, I suppose, to become more banal and mediocre than KNRS, has announced the following announcement, in preparation, once again, for bankruptcy:

Listen to Utah’s newest, most insightful political radio talk show:
Inside Utah Politics - Setting the Record Straight
Saturday mornings from 8:00 to 10:00 a.m.
K-TALK 630 or online at  http://www.k-talk.comWhere every Saturday morning Utah Conservative Politicians expose the local liberal media’s erroneous stories during the past week and defend elected officials from all political persuasions who are unfairly treated by the media.

Right … except Democrats, of course, who, while in a super-minority, unable to press a veto, control all the power, are to blame for every screw up, and control the media, already have an outlet through their Zionist media minions, right?

In the first program, conservative legislators Howard Stephenson, John Valentine, Margaret Dayton, Steve Urquhart, Greg Hughes, John Dougall and others will provide what really happens in the Utah Legislature.

Regular features include  The Grammar Guru, Economics 101 - From the Mouths of Babes, Conservative Book Report, Political Bloopers, Little-known Personal Tales of Elected Officials

o  For those who are tired of sissy garden shows on Saturday mornings
o  For those who want Red Meat Radio
o  For those who want the Truth about Utah Politics directly from Conservatives in public office
o  For those tired of getting their news filtered by the liberal local media
o  For those who want Inside Utah Politics, Setting the Record Straight

Really? Stephenson (repeal the constitution), Valentine (head in sand[Buttars]), Dayton (xenophobe), Urquhart (*I like solar, but don’t tell Jason Chaffetz ), Hughes (no idea) and Dougall (worst. blog. ever.[except for mine]) are the jockey team for show number one. Wow. That certainly covers all elected political persuasions (except for Democrats [see above]).

I’ve got 2 bucks that says show #1 is either devoted to verbally kicking Bob Bernick in the nuts (hey, guys, Joe Cannon runs that paper … shouldn’t you get him on the UT-GOP hotline and yell at him?) or to perform a verbal fellatio on Mitt Romney and express their sorrow over his getting beat out by a GIRL! One dollar side bet hedging the use of either “Obama bin Laden” or gratuitous use of his middle name “Hussein.”

Look, I know I’m being a huge douche bag about this, but, come on! Republicans in Utah acting picked on and oppressed? With a straight face? Are you kidding me? You guys have no sense of shame, irony or, for that matter, self awareness.

I’d laugh if this weren’t so patently pathetic.

*Changed due to a previous inaccuracy.