BEWARE! BEWARE the boobie trap!
Posted By JM Bell on December 1, 2008
You thought Nigerian email spammers were bad, wait until you get a load of the Ugandan boobie wranglers.
From YahooNews:
KAMPALA (AFP) – Uganda’s police warned male bar-goers to keep their noses clean after a probe found a gang of robbers had been using women with chloroform smeared on their chests to knock their victims unconscious.
“They apply this chemical to their chest. We have found victims in an unconscious state,” Criminal Investigations Directorate (CID) spokesman Fred Enanga told AFP.
“You find the person stripped totally naked and everything is taken from him,” he said. “And the victim doesn’t remember anything. He just remembers being in the act of romancing.”
Enanga, who explained that several types of heavy sedatives had been used, said he first came across the practice last year when an apprehended thief named Juliana Mukasa made a clean breast of the matter.
“She is a very dangerous lady,” the official said. (read more …)
Don’t they know that 88% of men will voluntarily hand over their wallets for a look at boobies? Total waste of chloroform. There is a plus side, however, notes Sgt. Jake (who has handed over plenty of wallets in his day):
At least you’d still have your kidneys…
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