Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-01-31

Posted By JM Bell on January 31, 2010

A neutron walks into a bar and asks "how much for a beer?" The bartender says, "for you? no charge." from @oatmeal http://bit.ly/7CK4Ji #
Like the Internet? – RT @elforesto: One of my pet peeves is applications that continually steal my window focus. #
Jason Chaffetz is the Rodney Dangerfield of Congress. – http://bit.ly/cARWEX #
KKKarl Rove implies that G.W.Bush and Saint R. Reagan were "weak" presidents – http://bit.ly/cK0wZY #
The 2010 fiscal year deficit is expected to be $1.35 trillion, a decline from Bush's 2009 budget. #
Scott Brown is the new Joe the Plumber. #
RT @change Texas D.A. Prosecutes Girl, 13, For Prostitution While Her Pimp, 32, Walks http://bit.ly/4qoGWm #
This is what you (should) get when you put your stuff where it doesn't belong – http://bit.ly/9gTggB #
Oh, hey, look at Rep. Bishop on that silly list – http://bit.ly/9npvAl #
RT @downwithtyranny: Now THIS is what I call bipartisan! RuPaul: "Let's just make marriage illegal for everyone and call it even." #
So, is newly arrested James O'Keefe still the Keynote Speaker for the Salt Lake County GOP's 2010 Lincoln Dinner? http://bit.ly/b9uDKl #
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha – http://bit.ly/cf6vAw – Ha ha ha ha ha ha Asshat. #
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE (more)! – http://bit.ly/9WTVPW – On BluRay #
Super 8 auto scanner – I need the plans for this – http://bit.ly/c95qxE #
Oh, SHIT! Hey Poland! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! http://bit.ly/9AdIHR #
RT @UtahDemocrats: Mayor Corroon called on the GOP-dominated Legislature to pass five reforms immediately: http://bit.ly/5BUsND #
Madonna is a cheap ass bitch – in comparison – http://bit.ly/81sO97 #
Tom Hanks is 25k a second according to Conan O'Brian http://bit.ly/65Q9l9 #
John Edwards … had a sex tape … Oh, boy. http://bit.ly/67VFa3 #
YES! One of our Long National Nightmares has FINALLY ended! – http://bit.ly/8QIwNt #