J.M. Bell

Posted By JM Bell on January 29, 2012

• @SavannahGuthrie is either really tall, or Matt Layer is teeny tiny #today #
• #25 – The LEFT Show – OF DOOM!: This week on The LEFT Show, Forrest and I are joined in… http://t.co/F0SM4YuT #
• #25 The LEFT Show http://t.co/l4NIzsZZ It's got #gingrich #romney #2012 #utdem #utpol #sundance and #gop @DemocratsDotOrg and #tcot #
• RT @AriMelber: Wait, is this Rand Paul TSA story a thing that happened, or just a forced allegorical scene in a movie about the Paul Family? #
• You're so smart and pretty! RT @Saintless: Redoing Life Insurance beneficiaries. Ugh, what a pain. #
• @Saintless – Bah! Humbug! #
• RT @AnaKasparian: Britain, US and France send warships through Strait of Hormuz – http://t.co/lg4ZT7NB via @Telegraph #
• RT @betterutah: "The right to vote includes the right not to vote" @acluutah #utpol #utleg #
• That is SUPER COOL! RT @religionbites: My baby is singing "Still Alive" from Portal. My little geek. http://t.co/1uOWwCfp #
• The key to stopping GOP obstructionism is always a big fat check – http://t.co/x381ozFs #utdem #utpol #utgop #
• @RobertGehrke – time to outlaw water vapor … pushed for later? Foggy days get a temporary reprieve. #utpol #
• RT @foofighters: http://t.co/mp1buxIj #
• RT @robdelaney: Callista Gingrich's vagina is a USB port. #
• @Saintless @BigBags – http://WWW.jmbell.org for a few more days. http://WWW.cmdpc.com after that. #
• KSL News – 45 seconds on Apple's quarterly earnings, 8 seconds on health care being unaffordable. Sigh. #
• RT @indecision: Law & Order: Trade Enforcement Unit #sotu #
• Ok, VP Joe … let's keep those eyes open tonight! You can do it! #sotu #
• Hi, I'm @EricCantor – this is the grumpy face I wear when I hear someone talk about not-hate and not-anger #sotu #
• RT @Jpow33: "Our workers are the most productive on Earth & if the playing field is level, I promise you – America will always win" #SOTU #
• RT @HuffPostPol: Here's some background info on those trade agreements Obama just mentioned http://t.co/GDwWf8Nc #SOTU #
• you know when he said "every state" twice he was trying not to say, "Even Texas" #sotu #
• RT @KeithOlbermann: Wait! High school until you're 18! But how does Gingrich recruit his Child Slave Labor Janitorial Force? #SOTU #
• @BillCorbett – Does Merlot make one weepy? Always thought that was wine coolers (you know he drinks those) #sotu #
• RT @BorowitzReport: "I want a path to citizenship for the millions of illegal immigrants currently working at Mitt Romney's house." #SOTU #
• RT @BallerinaX: RT @elonjames: #EricCantorsFace created Zero jobs but 100,000 nightmares. #SOTU #
• RT @USUgovrelations: Obama said in #SOTU States need to make #highered a higher budget priority.#utleg #utpol #
• RT @LisaMcIntire: Frack sad. #
• PresidentObama: "I will not walk away from the promise of clean energy" #SOTU #
• RT @thomaswburr: And this Congress will file that mortgage plan, well, you know where #
• RT @theleftshow: Wow … mentioning Wall Street really shut the applause machine down, didn't it? #sotu #
• RT @BarackObama: "Today, American consumers finally have a watchdog in Richard Cordray with one job: To look out for them." #
• RT @BorowitzReport: BREAKING: Gingrich Now on Fifth Wife #SOTU #
• RT @Jpow33: "In fact, if you’re earning a million dollars a year, you shouldn’t get special tax subsidies or deductions." #
• RT @theleftshow: It's because they're scared, hungry, or sick – not jealous. #sotu #
• RT @edshow: president is killing it on #RomneyRule right now #
• RT @bluekittydaemon: Bohner is turning from orange to red! #sotu #
• @thomaswburr – That applause in on vacation in 2003-2008 #
• RT @Jpow33: "…politics is about clinging to rigid ideologies instead of building consensus around common sense ideas." #
• RT @KeithOlbermann: Hey, seeing Lieberman during the Iran nukes part, that makes me think: Can we just drop him on Teheran? #SOTU #
• RT @BarackObama: "Above all, our freedom endures because of the men and women in uniform who defend it." #
• RT @downwithtyranny: Yeah, yeah… but we should still kick South Carolina out #
• RT @BarackObama: "This nation is great because we worked as a team. This nation is great because we get each other’s backs." #sotu #
• @EthanPersoff – boy … you missed everything but the signoff. #
• Join Me … http://t.co/kyV3hIMu or send a friend of you already have. #
• @EthanPersoff – I feel cheated by your absence … I'm going to go ahead and blame the GOP (habit) #sotu #
• RT @JenFriel: #GeekSpeak The sometimes random misadventures of @Abby_Cake http://t.co/zwIenvmZ via @tntml #
• @finneyk IMHO, is, hands down, the best of the many reasons I watch MSNBC #
• The Presidential Occupant … sounds like a bad, GOP porn title. #sotu #
• Did Mitch Daniels spill jelly on his flag pin? #sotu #
• RT @JohnAmato: Daniels blames Bush for economic collapse. You are correct, sir. #
• Have: Money vs. Soon To Have: medical bankruptcy, hungry kids, high taxes, asshats in GOP telling them to stfu #gopresponse #sotu #
• RT @JohnAmato: Does Mitch Daniels have a Swiss Bank account? #
• RT @LisaMcIntire: Contempt of arithmetic! #
• Mitch Daniels pretty much making shit up at this point, figures no one is watching #gopresponse #sotu #
• A Niagra of debt … that his party built. What a giant fuckwit. #
• RT @BarackObama: Stand with President Obama for an America built to last: http://t.co/5KLQIZLG #
• RT @theleftshow: Best Email of the MONTH – Thanks for the RT @MarvinEQuasniki – #nobullshit http://t.co/Mmp0BHIY #
• @thomaswburr – Funeral Potatoes ARE Mormon Cuisine. Invalid list without 'em #
• @bbart76 – GOPpers were doing it this morning. #
• @EthanPersoff – here's a quick LOL to take the sour #gopresponse taste out of your mouth http://t.co/GstsaJEz #sotu #
• @EthanPersoff – both noise and money. Mitt Romney could ass bang a goat on Main Street and they'd just throw more money at him #
• @EthanPersoff – funny enough, Enos is a common name along the Appalachian trail. #
• @JMBell – Enos is also slang for the part of the goat where Romney would put his penis if a poll showed it as favorable. #
• @EthanPersoff – I WISH! I would totally sell out for that contract. #
• @CRMStudios – howdy #
• Rolling my eyes so much listening to Gov. Herbert on KSL that I'm probably going to cause an accident. #utpol #utdem #
• @EthanPersoff @theleftshow or at the bookstore. #
• Can't tell if Romney is trying not to laugh or cry while Newt is talking #FLDebate #
• @EthanPersoff – a book a day keeps you from sounding like a Repuglican't voter #FLDebate #
• @EthanPersoff – it certainly does – http://t.co/DIsKPdSk #
• @shutupmallory – trail of yummy candy #charlieroseeatssoylentgreen #
• @EthanPersoff – bit of a letdown on that preview #
• RT @SLTribPolitics: Herbert bemoans feds even as federal money pours into Utah http://t.co/fxtKloMS #utpol #
• RT @tinadupuy: Just the fact that we've had four debates in two weeks means the GOP should not be in charge of anything. #CNNDebate #
• Well … yeah. RT @EthanPersoff: @JMBell I only read it for the centerfolds. #
• @BarackObama – A letter of marque would be a great beginning to a good jobs program – think about it – http://t.co/9v6kXHFq #jobs #
• RT @theleftshow: O.M.G. … Please let it be true. http://t.co/spBjxHIF #omgletitbetrue #
• @jermsguy – Unless it's for a car commercial or something. That would be devastating. #ferrislives #
• @JenFriel – Are you ok? #
• RT @jermsguy: "Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac" was the original working title of Mr. & Mrs. Smith. #littleknownfacts #
• I spend all day NOT thinking or saying racist things about Hispanics, and no one sends me stuff – http://t.co/j6P0QiJU #
• RT @SLTribPolitics: Nuclear plant financial backer accused in swindle http://t.co/4SlGmeX9 #utpol #
• Posting video of a massive train wreck … pretty cold, man. RT @thesidetrack: This happened http://t.co/ElEG9gbp #utpol #
• @altonbrown – made your recipe for Creamed Corn Cornbread tonight. BRILLIANT. Thanks! #NotSoylentGreen #
• @thesidetrack – HAHAHAHAHAHA #
• @westonclark – sneaky sneaky, Weston! I see your agenda-fu is powerful! #
• HA! – FTW – RT @thesidetrack: @westonclark @Brian_Doughty @jmbell to be fair, many of us consider Sen. Jenkins an activity. #utpol #
• Racist Rant? RT @theleftshow: Have you people heard @thesidetrack 's racist rant yet? http://t.co/a2ZrxfPL #racist #rant #gop #Utpol #
• @thesidetrack – Trust me, I'm in advertising. #
• Vale Decem- Murray Gold – http://t.co/fGho2gTW #10 #idontwanttogo #
• Scared – "@DCComics: Get a preview of Action Comics #6 at Comic Book Resources right now. http://t.co/eSsa0zkE" #
• anytime, bats. "@BATMANOLOGY: @JMBell thx for the RT, *swooshes cape, jumps off building*" #
• If Sen. Kelley had built the Sentinels out of carbon fiber – it would have been a totally different Mutant War #marvel #xmen #TRUTH #
• RT @CarlyCastle: TELEGRAMS WERE WRITTEN IN CAPITAL LETTERS BECAUSE IN THE OLD DAYS EVERYTHING WAS JUST SO DAMN IMPORTANT #
• @Saintless – yes, now that I actually READ the damn tweet, you had it spot on from the beginning. #SG1 #SGA #SGU #
• RT @CarlyCastle: When I'm bored I go to Street View on Google Maps, I pick city, and then I just, like, walk around. #
• @ActionChick – No sarcasm – it would totally depend on WHICH relative. #
• @heydebhenry – is there beer? Then it's totally normal. #

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